Me: Well you should know what the cord was for you unplugged it yourself sometime between me going to bed last night and then me waking up this morning.
Adam: I didn’t even go to bed last night.
Me: What? Yes you did.
Adam: No, I’ve been dead for five years.
Adam: Wouldn’t that be fucked up shit? I’ve been a ghost this whole time!
it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
oh my god
fucking fandom references
WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?
THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY
This is the post that killed me
This is the post that killed him.
IT GOT BETTER