Conversations with Adam

Me: Well you should know what the cord was for you unplugged it yourself sometime between me going to bed last night and then me waking up this morning.
Adam: I didn’t even go to bed last night.
Me: What? Yes you did.
Adam: No, I’ve been dead for five years.
*long pause*
Adam: Wouldn’t that be fucked up shit? I’ve been a ghost this whole time!

cherrylickers:

cigarettesandguitarstrings:

kanyewesticle:

mynationaltreasure:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

smilingemoticon:

kanyewesticle:

usb-dongle:

kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

image

oh my god

fucking fandom references

WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?

THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY

This is the post that killed me

imageThis is the post that killed him.

IT GOT BETTER

(via diaryofawriter)

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mishastolemywormstache:

sandandglass:

CNN actually researched how much it would cost to go to Hogwarts

#NO WONDER THE WEASLEYS ARE FUCKING BROKE

Check your shit yo none of this is true. Where’s the post where they break down the real costs with wizard money comparison to muggle money? And tuition was free???? CNN is full of reres too.

mishastolemywormstache:

sandandglass:

CNN actually researched how much it would cost to go to Hogwarts

#NO WONDER THE WEASLEYS ARE FUCKING BROKE

Check your shit yo none of this is true. Where’s the post where they break down the real costs with wizard money comparison to muggle money? And tuition was free???? CNN is full of reres too.

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buckibarnes:

he’s a ghost, you’ll never find him

(via diaryofawriter)

paintedmischief:

im so fucking done

(Source: aimemente, via ifyousaysodearie)